Want Me to Take Pictures of Your Wedding?

Leave me a message on the web log to set an appointment for a free consultation. Depending on how lavish you want your photo albums and glam shots to be, we'll negotiate how much money you'll have to pay me. Trust me, it'll be peanuts compared to what the 'professionals' want. I also get to eat as many hors d'oeuvres as I please. In addition, I require unlimited access to champagne, in order to function. Remember, your wedding must take place in the city, Bergen, Westchester, Rockland, or Nassau. Embrace my wedding photography.

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Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:23:10 -0400

From: #####, <#######@columbia.edu>

To: Ciaci B_____, <#####@####.com>

Subject: Hitched - Wedding Photos

Mr. Ciaci B_____,

<http://www.applesanity.com/images/hitched/>

Welcome to your eternity.

Mind you, the file has been shrunken and compressed. The originals are very huge. If you (or the missus) ask, I can get enlargement prints for you.

You made your father-in-law cry.

  #####

-----Original Message-----

Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2006 22:53:56 -0400

From: Ciaci B_____, <#####@####.com>

To: #####, <#######@columbia.edu>

Subject: Re: Hitched - Wedding Photos

#####,

You had us all crying.... These pictures are absolutely incredible. The one of A_____ is priceless and I can't wait to have it blown up and framed - she looks radiant. But you really captured some emotions that I would have never seen. The pictures with A_____'s sister, M_____, are just the kind of photojournalistic pictures we were hoping for (and I think only you might have gotten!). The one of her father... well, tears immediately came to my eyes, and A_____'s. That was classic and I KNOW our hired photographers did not get this since they had left by then. ...simply put, we really thank you for what you did and how thoughtlessly and wholeheartedly you did it. It means a lot to us and it gives us something to hold on to and smile at for our honeymoon. We can't thank you enough....

... If you can, keep putting those pics up and we'll try to view them from where we are from time to time. We're eagerly anticipating your work - how long does it take you to process them, they really look good. Anyway, take care, we have more to talk about when I get back (you REALLY need to go into business with this) and take care.

With lots of love and appreciation from both of us,

  Mr and Mrs Ciaci Y______-B______

-----Original Message-----

Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:35:30 -0400

From: Mariko F_____, <#####@gmail.com>

To: #####, <#######@columbia.edu>

Subject: Re: _________ _____ _____

if i ever get married... which is not likely, but whatever... you are going to be my photographer. thanks for coming last night! hope to see you friday too... but no worries if you cant make it.

  mari

-----Original Message-----

Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:49:31 -0400

From: Sarah T_____, <saraht_____@gmail.com>

To: #####, <#######@applesanity.com>

Subject: (Untitled)

#####! Your photos are AMAZING!!! I am totally going to second everyone's opinion that you really should do this professionally! they are truely impressive. It was awesome seeing you. Good luck with school and everything. (and take the hint and go into photography!!) =)

  take care,
  Sarah