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Snap, click, dive, smoke; another drag, another pull;
blinking at another perfect gin martini.

(Last modified on: Nov. 20 at: 8:53 pm. EST)
I must gather my thoughts and sanity together, for they are slipping away like sands through a crackpipe; lost in a piney, citrus-scented garden of nuns, and I must have another gin martini. you can take the car keys; I think I'm in no condition to be driving right now.

Oh gin: ninety-four point six degrees of orgasmic freedom,
forever and everand amen. You are my sanity, you are my ecstacy;
spicy like the vices of life.

The love of my life.

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,
she walks into mine.”

- Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca -

“I really need a gin and tonic”

- Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall -

“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”

- W. C. Fields -

“You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived.”

- Bernard De Voto -

“I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake
give me a gin and tonic.”

- Sir Dennis Thatcher -

  “We real cool. We    
  Skip school. We    
  Lurk late. We      
  Strike straight. We
  Sing sin. We       
  Thin gin. We       
  Jazz June. We      
  Die soon.”         

- Gwendolyn Brooks, 'We Real Cool' The Bean Eaters -

“That's the world I'm living in
Sell my soul for a fit of gin”

- The Pietasters, 'Perfect World' -

“It happened again late last night
When the moon was on the rise
I was sipping my favorite drink....
Burying my loneliness in this gin
And I'll be flying high again...
And the booze is in my head...
I'm gonna wake in an unfamiliar bed”

- Amy Correia, 'Gin' -

“But we don't give a damn
we've a slice of ham and a quart of cork dry gin...
Watch the sinners and the saints,
and the saints who fall in sin,
For the heart that breaks and the thousand aches
There's a quart of cork dry gin...
And by my head when I am dead
pour a quart of cork dry gin.”

- The Prodigals, 'Quart of Gin' -

“But here I am again, mixin' misery and gin.”

- Billy Dean, 'Misery and Gin' -

“Oh Gin
How could you treat me this way...
You know you broke my heart
Ever since you went away”

- Velvet Underground, 'Oh Gin' -

“Gin on your breath, smoke in your hair
Can't stand to walk as you fall down the stairs...
You know what you're doing's a sin
Now you're stinkin' of gin again...
Losing your mind to a bottle of gin”

- Orange Goblin, 'Stinkin' O' Gin' -

“Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together”

- Skid Row, 'Cold Gin' -

“I don't want no porkchop just give me gin instead”

- Bessie Smith, 'Me and My Gin' -

“Rollin' down the street smokin' endo sippin' on gin n juice
Laid back - with my mind on my money and my money on my mind”

- Snoop Dog, 'Gin and Juice' -

“BIBAMVS, MORIENDVM EST.”

“Death is inevitable, let us drink.”

- Seneca Rhetor -

“BIBERE HVMANVM EST, ERGO BIBAMVS”

- Anonymous -

The love of my life.

Written and compiled by Dinah Cheshire
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