cup cake

“...UHHHHH FRICKIN EH! i'm furious! (< not in the good way...if there is a good way??) well that S.O.B got baq and i talked to him?? (why you might ask... i DUNNO!) but geeezzzz i gotta stop cuz it just sux in end! and no matter wat i do nothin can be changed. sooo i'm in this lil problem i put myself into in da first place by likin someone... but then david had 2 introduce me to anthony which totally screwed up my plans...”

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Nov. 4

romantisch

“...Er war der König von Bayern 1864 bis 1886. Er hat im 25. August 1845 in Nymphenburg, und er hat im 13. Juni 1886 im Starmberger See. Niemand ist sicher, wie er gestorben hat. Es ist bekannt, daß er er erträngt hat, aber niemand weiß, ob er sich erträngt hat, oder jemand hat ihn getötet....”

richard ng

“...There are only three explanations: either 1)some external force made him do it, 2)he had some chemical imbalance or disorder in his head and needed psychiatric or psychological help, or 3)he was just very very distraught, depressed, or frustrated because of school, work, sex, whatever. If he committed suicide for either of the first two reasons, then this event is a tragedy...”

peterson

“...You must not be influence by pity for, or prejudice against, the defendant. You must not be biased against the defendant because he has been arrested for this offense, charged with a crime, or brought to trial. None of these circumstances is evidence of guilt and you must not infer or assume to from any or all of them that a defendant is more likely to be guilty than not guilty....”

symbionese

“...It is the directive of this court that during this action ONLY, no civilian elements be harmed if possible, and that warning shots be given. However, if any citizens attempt to aid the authorities or interfere with the implementation of this order, they shall be executed immediately...”

jane fonda

“...Unlike many constitutions in existence before, during, or since the U.S. Constitution, the definition and processing of 'treason' are spelled out explicitly. Note that it says that act of planning to betray your country does not count as treason; that's conspiracy. Sedition is also not treason. You have to be fighting actively against the country, swearing by the enemy, or helping the enemy, in order to commit treason...”

prodigal

“...A perfect murder requires very careful planning. First, you need good cause. In this scenario, we are witnessing a most adorable, most prodigal son making sure that there is a pot of golden insurance reparations waiting for him, should 'something happen' to his old man....”

flipping

“...Sunshine Ecstasy for the rapture. Candy flipping to approximate holiness, forty-nine levels closer to God; salvation and redemption by chemistry....”

anime

“...Anime is all about the money shot. Anime is all about the splash page. Anime sucks. Anime sucks.....”

blow

“...However, none of the sophistication in this market would exist if it were not for the so-called “ War on Drugs, ” whose sole accomplishment of any significance was the dismantlement of the original cartel monopolies. The response has been the creation of many smaller suppliers, wholesalers, and distributors; consequent competition has resulted in lower-priced, purer end products....”

donner

“...Among the cabins lay the fleshless bones and half-eaten bodies of the victims of the famine. There lay the limbs, the skulls and the hair of the poor beings who had died from want and whose flesh preserved the lives of their surviving comrades who, shivering beneath their filthy rags and surrounded by the remains of their unholy feast, looked more like demons than human beings....”

báthory

“...She devised a brilliant plan to lure rich (not to mention hot!) big-titted girls of noble birth to her castle. She started a private school at her pad and took on 25 females pupils to train them in the ways of being a countess. Once her students arrived, she ate them and drank their blood...”

salvation

“...For all who rely on works of the law are under a curse... Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law... that in Christ Jesus the blessing of Abraham might come upon the Gentiles, that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith...”

esoteric

(Under Construction)

sublimis

“...In addition to the Golden Ratio's unique property of infinite divisibility by itself to derive itself, powers of phi present significant outcomes themselves. The inverse of phi is equal to phi minus one, and the square of phi is equal to phi plus one...”

savant

“...We can see further evidence in patients who develop savant syndrome only after suffering from frontotemporal dementia, particularly localized in the left hemisphere. These individuals would forget the meaning of words, but develop musical and visual skills where none had existed before...”

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