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Saint Dymphna of Gheel - Our most venerated patron

For the insane, for runaways, rape victims, and sleepwalkers

Anti-War Hippies - tree-huggers, pinkos, commies, bleeding-hearts

Why post-post-post-modern protestors have zero credibility.

Kill the Infidels - and fuck shit up

A bold, new strategy to stop those long, inconvenient lines at airport security, once and for all.

Anime Sucks - Anime Sucks

Nothing more than over-glorified slideshows with sound effects

Symbionese, Patty Hearst - the finale of counterculture

On the history of the Symbionese Liberation Army, the kidnapping of Patricia Hearst, and its significance to the American psyche

Suicidal Undergrad - the worst that SEAS '06 has to offer

A discussion on the consequences of suicide when it is personally motivated.

Blow, Yay, Snow White - cheaper and better than ever

Incontrovertible, objective proof that the “War on Drugs” is failing miserably, especially versus cocaine - complete with quantitative evidence: graphs, tables and citations.

Sunday Guidance - asking the question, “What would Jesus do?”

 This Sunday: “WWJD after being incarcerated for 4 months?”

3rd Period - randomness

 This Tuesday: “All Your Snakes”