Apple Sanity, Sunshine Ecstasy

Towards a lovelier, brighter, sexier future

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30 Dec - A new year: more internal coding.

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05 Sep - Beta Project: shudder

30 Jun - A dedication to Brendan Ballou

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Lost in a Garden of Nuns

Damn baby, power struggles playing out
like the lineaments of my kidneys are
bugging out, truck yards and fuck dogs,
slitting goats by the buckles.

Candy Flipping Since 25 Jan., 2006

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Saint Dymphna of Gheel - Our most venerated patron

For the insane, for runaways, rape victims, and sleepwalkers

Anti-War Hippies - tree-huggers, pinkos, commies, bleeding-hearts

Why post-post-post-modern protestors have zero credibility.

Kill the Infidels - and fuck shit up

A bold, new strategy to stop those long, inconvenient lines at airport security, once and for all.

Anime Sucks - Anime Sucks

Nothing more than over-glorified slideshows with sound effects

Symbionese, Patty Hearst - the finale of counterculture

On the history of the Symbionese Liberation Army, the kidnapping of Patricia Hearst, and its significance to the American psyche

Suicidal Undergrad - the worst that SEAS '06 has to offer

A discussion on the consequences of suicide when it is personally motivated.

Blow, Yay, Snow White - cheaper and better than ever

Incontrovertible, objective proof that the “War on Drugs” is failing miserably, especially versus cocaine - complete with quantitative evidence: graphs, tables and citations.

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Sunday Guidance - asking the question, “What would Jesus do?”

 This Sunday: “WWJD after being incarcerated for 4 months?”

3rd Period - randomness

 This Tuesday: “All Your Snakes”

apple sanity

: n.  
Apple Sanity Pronunciation
  1. The soundness of judgment and reason that is gained after eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge
  2. The quality and condition of inheriting original sin, taking residence east of the Garden of Eden, and losing divine, supernatural grace

sunshine ecstasy

: n.  
Sunshine Ecstasy Pronunciation
  1. A particular brand of 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) tablets, which are known to be adulterated or “cut” with lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
  2. The psychoactive experience of intense euphoria, rapture, and frenzy associated with the oral and/or insufflated consumption of these tablets or any duel ingestion of MDMA and LSD, hence or otherwise known as “candy flipping”
 
Apple Sanity Liberation Front

BROTHERS! SISTERS! COMRADES!

Now is the time to take up arms and FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!

Join the United Federated Forces of the
A.S.L.F.: APPLE SANITY LIBERATION FRONT!

We are the PEOPLE'S ARMY! Join the REVOLUTION!

FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM! NO MERCY FOR THE INFIDELS!

All over the world, THOUSANDS have taken up
arms and have joined the People's cause!

Stand by for the People's Communiqué #3375; our FIRST
STRIKE
orders for military action against the oppressors!

NOW IS THE TIME to fight
for a lovelier, brighter, sexier future!

We will not rest until the People are free from
Fascist tyranny, and BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

 
 

We are the People's DEUS EX MACHINA!

Our VOICES, our GUNS, and our BOMBS will be heard!

We will no longer sit idly by as the INFIDELS continue
to OPRESS and ROB the wealth of the people!

NOW IS THE TIME to silence the oppressors!

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

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